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11014962_10206488684353206_6672750368993192363_nCrisis, the Distracted Hermit mascot, prefers his martinis made with gin and stirred, not shaken. Sorry, James Bond. Hermiting at its finest.

The Distracted Hermit

The Distracted Hermit is a former U.S. Navy sailor, linguist, speculative fiction author, and martini aficionado who believes that a classic gin martini is the only martini. Having squandered away a culinary school education, this wastrel now works for a tech company and freelances as a descriptive linguist in the beauty of coastal Rhode Island.